The “Magic Nano” bathroom cleansing product has been recalled in Germany after at least 77 people reported severe respiratory problems after using the product. This product claims to use nano-particles to make glass and ceramic surfaces dirt- and water-repellent. No one knows how or why the product is affecting respiratory systems. All respiratory effects have been reported as a result of using the aerosolized form of the product, which had previously been marketed safely as a pump spray (see Washington Post article).

I think that it’s clear that the nano-particles are self-assembling into human-destroying nano-robots inside of the aerosol cans. The only logical step is to collect all aerosol cans of nano-bots and send them deep into the molten core of the earth from whence they came. (Of course in NanoBots II they will return as some sort of massive molten rock giant which will try once again to take over the Earth.)