Hubble Memory Erased by Aliens
The main camera on board the Hubble telescope has shut down. One of the likely theories: the memory was wiped out by a “cosmic event”. “Cosmic event”? We all know what that means. Clearly the hubble has been decommissioned by evil aliens who didn’t want us using Hubble observations to uncover their world domination plot. NASA doesn’t want you to see this photo, which is the last thing recorded by Hubble’s camera:

Oh, we’re onto you Mr. Alien. You and all of your evil, mind-infesting nano-bot friends.

Christian said,
June 27, 2006 @ 11:30 pm
Hey, nice website!
I hope all is well … I finally have internet at home!
I have been hearing that this rain is the result of some crazy pattern, and we aren’t supposed to get this much more than once in 200 years. You’ll have to explain this to me sometime!
Talk to you soon,
Christian
Sheridan said,
June 28, 2006 @ 4:57 pm
Thanks! Congrats! We’ll chat about that soon!
monkey said,
July 7, 2006 @ 4:18 am
Looks like Hubble’s camera has been fixed!
Once again, humanity has prevailed over the evil alien would-be overlords!