Teenage Mutant Ninja Crocodiles

Saber-toothed kangaroos, three meter tall ducks, tree-climbing crocodiles and marsupial lions, oh my! The fossils of at least 20 new and bizarre species have been unearthed in Austrailia. Is it just me, or does anyone else want to see these species battle it out in IMAX? I mean, it wouldn’t be cruelty to animals since they’re already extinct, right? Maybe that’s why all the fossils were found together: 20 million years ago the Austrailian land predators fought to the death until there was one predator overlord. Who won? I’m betting on the the “demon duck of doom“. No word on what happened to this one:  

duckodile

 (Slightly more credible theories for the loss of Austrailia’s megafauna can be found here)

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