Okay, they’re chimpanzees. But holy crap! The chimps are making their own deadly weapons. They’ve been seen making spears out of sticks and using them to hunt small mammals. This is the first known case of a non-human crafting a deadly weapon. And I’d say it’s only a matter of time before they assemble a chimp army, conquer the leaders of our great nations, and unite the people of our planet in human slavery. I say we should initiate a preemptive strike on the evil chimp would-be overlords. Will you join the “Nuke the Chimps” campaign? I assure you, we will have cool T-shirts.