YAAARRR! Don’t take me booty!
The FDA has issued a recall for popular snack food Veggie Bootie, part of the line of Pirate’s Booty snack foods made by Robert’s American Gourmet. The products may contain Salmonella, which can cause diARRRRhea, also known to pirates as Shiver Me Britches. The company is assuring customers that its other products are safe, which is great for me, because I just ate some Pirate’s Cannon Balls the other day, and they blew a bung hole in me mind.
In other news, I’m thinking of buying this awesome T-shirt.
